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pussysista:

Me about to bury my husband before going to the bank

stability:

churrodestroyer:

stability:

when your next victim finally comes into the stall

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This is fucked up. I’m crying.

aw no, dont cry. come sit down lets talk about it

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(via confessionofanawkwardgirl)

shiestynigga:


i dont think my grandma knows who Rihanna is
mattblum:

newyrye:

Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.

I almost never reblog but I had to for this.
insidemycar:

i wonder what this girl is doing RIGHT NOW

teapayne:

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)